The Tolkien Diet
“I’m still hungry,” my youngest said roughly five minutes after he didn’t finish his breakfast. It was an issue. He had developed …
Hey Rain, This is the "Other Day" I was Talking About
I’ve been lied to before. Some lies hurt more than others. I’m afraid that the dreams I’m sleeping on tonight will turn …
What I Learned from International Talk Like a Pirate Day
If you spend all day talking like a pirate people think you’re a fucking idiot. Seriously.
The First Light is the Deepest
I don’t know how long he had been crying. Minutes most likely, as I had only been sleeping soundly for less than …