I’ve been asked to participate in the virtual shower for Her Bad Mother, Mrs. Chicky, and Mrs. Chicken, three
bad mothers you know so well lovely ladies that are all about to ruin change their lives with the addition of a second child. I feel like a rooster in her bad hen house.
I’m supposed to offer what I can in the way of ass/advice regarding the transition from one child to two. If DON’T DO IT is no longer an option then I can only think of one thing. Forget the Diaper Genies and bottle warmers of the world, you need these:
The safety word is “please.”