The Ants Go Marching

Where the hell are they going? We have a trail of little black ants in our house that runs from one outlet (inlet?) to another- with no apparent reason other than grossing me out. I have sprayed them and squashed them. I have covered my fingers in tiny ant carcasses and proclaimed that I love the smell of Raid in the morning. They still march.

Of course I should probably wonder what is happening inside the wall if they are coming above ground and then back below like it’s the express lane to Burbank. I may have a whole highway system. If it is anything like here the traffic must be awful, and the chances are they will start shooting each other before long- so I have that to look forward to. In the meantime, I’ll figure out a way to detour their little parade out of our home.

I’m thinking of a trail of syrup and a rented anteater. Hurrah! Hurrah!

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